Spent My Facelift Fund on a Website Makeover. So If This Sucks, I’ll Be Ugly and Poor.
Website Coming Soon!
Yes, I know. You came here expecting something brilliant, and instead, you’re met with this—an empty, digital void where my genius should be. Trust me, no one is more disappointed than I am. I had to tap into my facelift fund to revamp this site—the competition is ruthless, and since I’m already married, tightening my jawline took a backseat to tightening my branding. Priorities.
Follow me on Instagramif you’re desperate. Seriously.